quit monkeying around

male authors just shouldn’t try to describe women

male authors just shouldn’t try to describe women

adorable death

did not know dogs had butt cracks

did not know dogs had butt cracks

important advice

important advice

there’s a playlist for everything

there’s a playlist for everything

this is true

adding ‘shrek-lookin bag of bitch’ to my insult list

adding ‘shrek-lookin bag of bitch’ to my insult list

real life battleship

real life battleship

who needs therapy when you have marie condo?

who needs therapy when you have marie condo?

shady happenings are afoot at the waffle house

shady happenings are afoot at the waffle house

but he won’t starve

but he won’t starve

ready for battle

ready for battle

if i wait they’ll get too cold

if i wait they’ll get too cold

somebody that I used to know

somebody that I used to know

i read this wrong, too

i read this wrong, too