raccoon apology

what we need here is more water, obviously

what we need here is more water, obviously

somebody once told me

somebody once told me

was he wrong, though?

was he wrong, though?

just get to the recipe already!

just get to the recipe already!

the please and the thank you

the please and the thank you

can you solve this math problem?

can you solve this math problem?

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

if you were curious

if you were curious

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old