but still, hope survives

Why didn’t Jesus think of that?

John Krasinski post-Dunder Mifflin

Resist contemptible people.

If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.

Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.

But you said it was freeeee

Until next time.

Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.

The Oregon Apocalypse

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.

When you are too good at being dad

Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!

Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.

â‚¿ Life.

A fisherman’s life for me.