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and don’t even think about using the microwave!

and don't even think about using the microwave!
moving goalposts
moving goalposts
hairy situation
hairy situation
rigid regimen
rigid regimen
scorching snooze
scorching snooze
going ape with bananas
going ape with bananas
bothered author
bothered author
follow me for more recipes
follow me for more recipes
rushing to rescue
rushing to rescue
parallel play
parallel play
this mf right here
this mf right here
careful caring
careful caring
harsh truths
harsh truths
same goes with Guy here
same goes with Guy here
whale fail
whale fail
friendship felony
friendship felony
PSA%3A+It%26%238217%3Bs+never+worth+it.
PSA: It’s never worth it.
Mark+Twain+in+Nikola+Tesla%26%238217%3Bs+lab%2C+circa+1895.
Mark Twain in Nikola Tesla’s lab, circa 1895.
Let%26%238217%3Bs+be+real+here%2C+Iran%26%238230%3B
Let’s be real here, Iran…
The+%C3%B0%C5%B8%E2%80%98%C2%8F++is+irritating.
The 👏 is irritating.
Join the conversation
New+Year+is+as+New+Year+d%26%238217%3B+oes%26%238230%3B
New Year is as New Year d’ oes…
Insurance+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+cover+animal+arson%2C+probably.
Insurance doesn’t cover animal arson, probably.
Thanks+for+covering+the+gaps+in+our+defense+budget%2C+Dollar+Shave+Brothers%21
Thanks for covering the gaps in our defense budget, Dollar Shave Brothers!
Just+wifey+things.
Just wifey things.
This+1950s+tie+recommends+what+color+of+suit+to+wear
This 1950s tie recommends what color of suit to wear
A+Union+black+soldier+leading+a+charge+against+a+Confederate+position+%28colorised%29
A Union black soldier leading a charge against a Confederate position (colorised)
Meth%2C+we%26%238217%3Bre+on+it.+%26%238211%3B+South+Dakota%2C+probably.
Meth, we’re on it. – South Dakota, probably.
The+bear%2C+it+gets+me%26%238230%3B
The bear, it gets me…