oh no…what a shame…

at least that means I’m somebody’s treasure

now thats a tall glass of water

brb getting myself a cowboy

do you think they’d allow carryons

and then when you post it the image compresses even more

no one nose why

the only mom to take good pictures

call me Autumn cause I’m leavin’

it’s just a question…

the real reason why I eat apples regularly

they’ll never see it coming

Funny Parenting Tweets to act as Birth Control

this sets the bar

whoever made this can burn in cell

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