How Asian women age.

It wasn’t funny until I read it out loud…

We Febrezed it!

Can I get an amen?

Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery

It doesn’t matter who you are!

It’s an exotic animal.

Dad! It’s cold in here!

You’re the lucky one.

I may be schizophrenic.

Join the Army.

Cause this is THRILLERRRRR

You did this to me!?

It’s cold. We get it.

I… watched for a while.

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