So lame using voicemail!

So lame using voicemail!

Unfortunately it’s true

Unfortunately it's true

My heart.

My heart.

Just a few more facts.

Just a few more facts.

You say tall red head…

You say tall red head...
https://twitter.com/angelahelga

Natalie Portwhat?

Natalie Portwhat?

Breaking Bad Doughnuts.

Breaking Bad Doughnuts.

Domesticated Albino Sasquatch

Domesticated Albino Sasquatch

I just pooped in my pants.

I just pooped in my pants.

Human logic.

Human logic.

The Mario Paradox

The Mario Paradox

Reality of a PSY concert

Reality of a PSY concert

Bro.

Bro.

Merlin Monroe

Merlin Monroe

I’m not anti-social…

I'm not anti-social...
Tesla+was+an+origin+troll.
Tesla was an origin troll.
Pinkies+up%21
Pinkies up!
I+could+use+a+spiritual+adviser%2C+honestly.
I could use a spiritual adviser, honestly.
We+can+still+be+friends%2C+OKAY%3F
We can still be friends, OKAY?
Join the conversation
She%26%238217%3Bs+really+blind+and+loves+the+outdoors.
She’s really blind and loves the outdoors.
Cat%26%238217%3Bs+just+have+a+weird+way+of+showing+their+love.
Cat’s just have a weird way of showing their love.
The+origin+clique.
The origin clique.
It%26%238217%3Bs+quite+simple%2C+really.
It’s quite simple, really.
I+would+watch+all+of+those+Gisney+movies.
I would watch all of those Gisney movies.
Heaven+forbid+you+do+your+job+as+a+Senator%26%238230%3B
Heaven forbid you do your job as a Senator…
Recreational+tampons+are+ruining+families.
Recreational tampons are ruining families.
Owlgasm%2C+essentially%26%238230%3B
Owlgasm, essentially…