Retirement plan?

Retirement plan?

How’d that work out for you?

How'd that work out for you?

How to rationalize eating an entire cake.

How to rationalize eating an entire cake.
http://calmblueoceans.com

Sing-a-long!

Sing-a-long!

Words.

Words.

How I sing Chop Suey.

How I sing Chop Suey.

Three types of rock.

Three types of rock.

Pesky bears…

Pesky bears...

How guitars work.

How guitars work.

Hurricane tips:

Hurricane tips:

Autographed copy!

Autographed copy!

Drugs are expensive.

Drugs are expensive.

Two minutes before Abbey Road.

Two minutes before Abbey Road.

BWAINZ!!!

BWAINZ!!!

Alternate ending FTW.

Alternate ending FTW.
a-women+oh+lawdy.
a-women oh lawdy.
The+door+to+the+dining+area+of+the+Alcoba%C3%83%C2%A7a+Monastery+in+Portugal+was+made+narrow+so+that+monks+whom+got+too+fat+were+forced+to+go+into+fasting.
The door to the dining area of the Alcobaça Monastery in Portugal was made narrow so that monks whom got too fat were forced to go into fasting.
Just+out+for+a+skate%2C+North+Ireland%2C+circa+1972.
Just out for a skate, North Ireland, circa 1972.
Someone+lost+their+job%26%238230%3B+%28and+head%29
Someone lost their job… (and head)
Join the conversation
that%26%238217%3Bs+a+nice+car+you+got+there%26%238230%3B
that’s a nice car you got there…
I+SEND+IT+BACK
I SEND IT BACK
Hat+game+on+point.
Hat game on point.
Maybe+I%26%238217%3Bll+just+walk%2C+thanks.
Maybe I’ll just walk, thanks.
I+could+add+this+thing+to+my+Pok%C3%83%C2%A9dex.
I could add this thing to my Pokédex.
Scuba+diver+rescuing+drowning+unicorn.
Scuba diver rescuing drowning unicorn.
Preach+it+from+the+hill+tops.
Preach it from the hill tops.
Canadian+artillery+is+rather%26%238230%3B+phallic.
Canadian artillery is rather… phallic.