Yes, I also enjoy bedazzling my household cleaning supplies…

A proper pizza date.

Vibe the world.

I weirdly support this. China OK-ish.

2020, basically.

What exactly is the purpose of the teat?

At first I was like ewwwe… but then bahhh!

How to survive stabby bois.

Why is there no food in my bowl, human?!

Thank you U-Haul, vv cool.

The trick is to not have a conscience.

CDC crew rolling in to a neighborhood near you.

Look for the helpers.

A bisected dandelion seed pod. Spring is coming, BTW.

A bisected dandelion seed pod. Spring is coming, BTW.

If The Office were still running…