so romantic

so romantic

he asked, though

he asked, though

it’s fine. everything is fine

it's fine. everything is fine

jesus comes in several varieties

jesus comes in several varieties

totes adorbs murder

totes adorbs murder

looks photoshopped to me

looks photoshopped to me

my precious

my precious

the metric system isn’t real

the metric system isn't real

yes. 100 percent yes

yes. 100 percent yes

batman doesn’t stand a chance

batman doesn't stand a chance

happy!

happy!

ripley is about fork you up

ripley is about fork you up

it’s perfect

it's perfect

i’m gonna ask the audience

i'm gonna ask the audience

A social experiment

A social experiment
Will+need+a+large+yard%2C+preferably+a+castle+with+a+princess.
Will need a large yard, preferably a castle with a princess.
Burn+them+all%26%238230%3B
Burn them all…
Just+the+Chinese+army+mobilizing+around+Hong+Kong%26%238230%3B+nothing+to+see+here%2C+avert+your+eyes%2C+etc.
Just the Chinese army mobilizing around Hong Kong… nothing to see here, avert your eyes, etc.
For+the+cats.
For the cats.
Join the conversation
Words.
Words.
Curse+these+entitlement+schemes%26%238230%3B
Curse these entitlement schemes…
%2APolitical+tweeting+intensifies%2A
*Political tweeting intensifies*
It+all+ends+here.
It all ends here.
The+evolution+of+the+warrior.
The evolution of the warrior.
Look+for+opportunities+for+perspective.
Look for opportunities for perspective.
Tale+as+old+as+time%26%238230%3B
Tale as old as time…
Wiggle+the+sun+right+out+of+ya.
Wiggle the sun right out of ya.