20 cloves of garlic

tortillas are just as versatile as potatoes

oh what could have been

and now i’m crying over a pair of kitchen shears

and this is why ska is the best

he just showed up on day one of shooting

introverts shaming extroverts

i’m locked out of everything, please send help

wrong salsa class

don’t say i didn’t warn you

book bloopers

some people just want to watch the world burn

money is the universal motivator

and their true intentions are revealed

carpet scarf