Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.

Thug life.

Draw me like one of your organic carbon based females of French origin.

Aliens.

Cats are jerks.

So I heard they’re naming a new paint color after you.

The truth about 50 Shades of Grey.

How does Batman’s mom call him to dinner?

Shut up and take my money!

Scumbag chihuahuas.

My reaction when I enter my room after my mom cleaned it.

Otter down!

Gotye – Somebodies: A Youtube Orchestra.

YOLO conspiracy.

No Indian is named Jeff.

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