In an alternate universe.

Every time!

The litter tray is empty again!

Unicorns are jerks.

I will luv him, and pet him, and squeeze him, and call him george.

The world without us.

Laughing so hard…

How to make $1.

Know your role.

I’m not worried about the economy because I don’t understand it.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane!

Sorry that most of my jokes are borderline inappropriate…

Lousy Zazu.

Cat lift.

I guess you don’t need this medicine, then…