The future is history.

Have it your way.

The Ketchup Wars of 2020

When the internet viciously attacks your grandma…

Who cares! Shovel it in faster!

Listen here, buddy…

Wide awake, actually.

bLuE eYeD aMeriCaN jEsUs

I would watch this instant replay.

That’s about a quarter [of the way through his intestines]

That's about a quarter [of the way through his intestines]

Clearly we have communication issues… Debbie.

David Gilmour, Lead guitar in Pink Floyd, sold his guitars for $21 mil. USD and promptly donated it to ClientEarth, an organization fighting climate change.

Addict approved…

When you play an evil guy in GOT so well that you get cast as Hitler…

Turns out douchebag is a spectrum.