i’d turn on the human race, too

i'd turn on the human race, too

it’s his kitten now

it's his kitten now

he almost got away with it

he almost got away with it

wise words

wise words

the attention to detail is incredible

the attention to detail is incredible

what about pork?

what about pork?

worth being hated for the free fries

worth being hated for the free fries

there is only one acceptable answer

there is only one acceptable answer

Who knows the reference?

Who knows the reference?

New York Times Bestseller

New York Times Bestseller

resistance is futile

resistance is futile

always choose the clementine

always choose the clementine

i feel bad for the bananaquit

i feel bad for the bananaquit

i wasn’t trying to type “duck you”

i wasn't trying to type

lighten up

lighten up
Dinner+Out.
Dinner Out.
Words.
Words.
Flirp+flirp+flirp+flirp.
Flirp flirp flirp flirp.
The+best+part+about+going+to+a+Taylor+Swift+concert+with+your+girlfriend
The best part about going to a Taylor Swift concert with your girlfriend
Join the conversation
Sisters.
Sisters.
Aziz+Ansari%26%238217%3Bs+food+dictionary
Aziz Ansari’s food dictionary
Hi+I%26%238217%3Bm+Elmo%2C+welcome+to+the+internets%21
Hi I’m Elmo, welcome to the internets!
Trying+to+carry+all+the+groceries+in+one+trip%26%238230%3B
Trying to carry all the groceries in one trip…
Men+vs.+Women+%26%238211%3B+Love+letters.
Men vs. Women – Love letters.
Be+careful+what+you+wish+for.
Be careful what you wish for.
Stair+problems.
Stair problems.
Drummer+kitty.
Drummer kitty.