Cursed carton.

Dr. Fantastic!

Words.

The world keeps turning. Dirty dishes or otherwise.

I’ll allow it.

The art of the McDeal, indeed.

This is the golden TP they speak of…

This is the golden TP they speak of...

Day 6…

This man has damn near a million followers

Et tu, Cultro?

Winner of the worst cereal contest has been revealed.

Winner of the worst cereal contest has been revealed.

Keep Portland healthy!

*screams in gamma rays*

Have more faith, child.

Yes, I also enjoy bedazzling my household cleaning supplies…