Magical puberty.

Parenting level 439932.

I hiding.

I’m Elmo and I know it.

I shouldn’t be alive.

Freeze frame.

Vocabulary in infomercials.

What teachers make.

Exercise!

Heaven.

Sad, but true.

I’m late for work!

I knew it!

What’s the difference between Starbucks & KFC?

One does not simply walk into…