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Colonel Sanders’ drivers license circa 1979.

Colonel Sanders' drivers license circa 1979.
At least they’re honest…
At least they’re honest…
I’d watch this sequel to The Fox And The Hound…
I’d watch this sequel to The Fox And The Hound…
Suspend Verizon, actually.
Suspend Verizon, actually.
Some asses enjoy a good cuddle.
Some asses enjoy a good cuddle.
*squacks in gradient*
*squacks in gradient*
That makes wayyyyy more sense…
That makes wayyyyy more sense…
When the Doctor causes 3rd degree burns…
When the Doctor causes 3rd degree burns…
*intense doubt*
*intense doubt*
Google knows it was you…
Google knows it was you…
Cardi Cosby strikes again.
Cardi Cosby strikes again.
Hiccups are scary.
Hiccups are scary.
Doris Day circa 1973.
Doris Day circa 1973.
This is getting out of hand…
This is getting out of hand…
Meet your new inner dialogue…
Meet your new inner dialogue…
Cat ladders in Berlin, Germany
Cat ladders in Berlin, Germany
Classy.
Classy.
Obviously.
Obviously.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Join the conversation
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
No+shame.
No shame.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?