*pokes it with a stick*

Not at the moment, child…

Preach it from the hill tops.

*checks weather app*

I am not in danger… I AM THE DANGER

It’s buck season at the retirement home!

Gato is life.

The door to the dining area of the Alcobaça Monastery in Portugal was made narrow so that monks whom got too fat were forced to go into fasting.

To walk on ice… you must become the penwang.

Now is a great time to visit Sunny California!

Hold my beir…

Provender is a gateway drug.

Macauley Culkin Walking His Cat

Scuba diver rescuing drowning unicorn.

Mennonites peeping another dimension.

The secret ingredient is feet!