Halloween PSA

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

Humans are clever.

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

Public libraries don’t get enough love.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

Grandmother, stop.

You can call me Mr. T.

Give to me the large dumple.

Not the most economical death…

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.