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These windows
These windows
DARE was a lie
DARE was a lie
I’m not saying it’s aliens… but it’s aliens.
I’m not saying it’s aliens… but it’s aliens.
Farting in an elevator
Farting in an elevator
Thermostat negotiations
Thermostat negotiations
Last September She Was Hit By A Drunk Driver
Last September She Was Hit By A Drunk Driver
So sad
So sad
I am the chill
I am the chill
Why do people even do this…?
Why do people even do this…?
Making shadow art with Legos
Making shadow art with Legos
One of these things…
One of these things…
Masks of the murderous Stratton Brothers, 1905
Masks of the murderous Stratton Brothers, 1905
Things are much better now. I plan on making sure she knows how much this meant to me.
Things are much better now. I plan on making sure she knows how much this meant to me.
The art of faking it
The art of faking it
When you introduce a dog to an eight year old cat…
When you introduce a dog to an eight year old cat…
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
Words
Words
Big+Bird+had+a+rough+day%26%238230%3B
Big Bird had a rough day…
I+was+that+kid%26%238230%3B
I was that kid…
Join the conversation
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.
Why+do+we+call+our+moon+the+moon%3F
Why do we call our moon the moon?
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+doing+my+nails+all+wrong%21
I’ve been doing my nails all wrong!
That+movie+about+the+gay+guys+on+the+mountain%26%238230%3B
That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
Dear+God
Dear God
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…