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President In Chef

President In Chef
Words.
Words.
How I passed chemistry.
How I passed chemistry.
Truth.
Truth.
My dog is cooler than your dog.
My dog is cooler than your dog.
Squirrelex.
Squirrelex.
In Korea, streets clean themselves.
In Korea, streets clean themselves.
Scumbag brain.
Scumbag brain.
Time.
Time.
How I feel taking money from my parents.
How I feel taking money from my parents.
Getting a haircut.
Getting a haircut.
Girlfriend test.
Girlfriend test.
Life (n).
Life (n).
We cannot escape ourselves.
We cannot escape ourselves.
Obama is attacking the internets.
Obama is attacking the internets.
What a tool!
What a tool!
Good-bye+forever%2C+keys
Good-bye forever, keys
An+apple+a+day
An apple a day
Always+listen+to+a+smart+woman
Always listen to a smart woman
%2Aanxiety+sets+in%2A
*anxiety sets in*
Join the conversation
They+will+all+be+named+after+Lion+King+characters.+all.+of.+them.
They will all be named after Lion King characters. all. of. them.
This+is+how+birds+are+born
This is how birds are born
Karen+wins+again
Karen wins again
You%26%238217%3Bre+right%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+not
You’re right, I’m not
Take+a+guess%2C+see+what+happens
Take a guess, see what happens
lol+france
lol france
Seriously%2C+why+won%26%238217%3Bt+you+stop+hitting+yourself%3F
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
they+were+warned
they were warned