it’s a good bush

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”

how fast are you?

find your bay leaf confidence

um, what now?

or just avoid the pit altogether because you have work tomorrow

smells like reborn spirit

take away the 1 and subtract 2 from the hour. easy

do not feed the animals

this might be the best way to judge other people

these are the tools of successful writers

who actually thought this was a good idea?

side effects may include incest…

beware of log

the flip flop killer is thwip thwipping for you