Smoking is for people who want AIDS

It takes all kinds…?

The Presidential State Car is a heavily modified $1.5M Cadillac One to transport our Dear Leader. It is known as The Beast.

…drain the swamp?

Just a peck of bad apples.

The A in PETA is actually Acrylics.

Social distancing level 439932.

Dating rocket scientists can be challenging.

Yikes, bud.

You can’t BS a BS’er.

The swords have names.

National Parks get Bad Reviews, also.

Hrmmmm. This does makes a frog suspicious…

Titanic Anchor Gang, circa 1909

Baby owls ought not me stared at.

Betty White, circa 1957 – TBD