read it in a book

worth the risk

*unplugs router*

*unplugs router*

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

30 is the new 13

30 is the new 13

don’t check my twitter

don’t check my twitter

Being nice never worked, anyway

Being nice never worked, anyway

i see a white light

i see a white light

chemistry jokes for dads 101

chemistry jokes for dads 101

You first. No, you, I insist!

You first. No, you, I insist!

does this swimsuit make me look fat?

does this swimsuit make me look fat?

What if I use bitcoin?

What if I use bitcoin?

ultimate power

god finds a way

god finds a way

Mid-life cat crisis

Mid-life cat crisis

Pitching this to Hollywood

Pitching this to Hollywood