ready for a nuclear disaster

You don’t want this, girl.

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Please do not actually kill people.

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

He’s not wrong

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

When your mom calls you pretty.

I think she knows… but she plays along.

Maine Coon papa’s

Work smarter not harder.

Powdered garbage

Snail teeth

What year is it?!

Perfect camouflage

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see