Feeling Lucky?

Take a moment. Smell the rain.

Take a moment. Smell the rain.
Sometimes listen to your children.
Sometimes listen to your children.
Your tax dollars at work…
Your tax dollars at work…
You are the trash I always needed in my life.
You are the trash I always needed in my life.
Freeze!
Freeze!
The future has been here all along…
The future has been here all along…
It’s so crazy, it just might work!
It’s so crazy, it just might work!
Blacksmiths HATE this one trick!
Blacksmiths HATE this one trick!
The military strikes again…
The military strikes again…
Bob Ross Approved.
Bob Ross Approved.
Finish the phrase.
Finish the phrase.
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
There really is no need to be all Karen about things… [🔍]
There really is no need to be all Karen about things… [🔍]
We must murder the mother.
We must murder the mother.
Stranger next to me on a flight to Toronto. Yeah we’re friends now…
Stranger next to me on a flight to Toronto. Yeah we’re friends now…
Prove me wrong.
Prove me wrong.
Too+bad+my+computer%26%238217%3Bs+too+wimpy+to+play+fallout+4.
Too bad my computer’s too wimpy to play fallout 4.
Just+a+thought
Just a thought
All+grown+up
All grown up
One+way+to+frighten+your+kids
One way to frighten your kids
Join the conversation
Practice+flight
Practice flight
Happy+little+legos
Happy little legos
You+live+with+your+mom%3F+Eww
You live with your mom? Eww
Even+in+my+sleep+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+slob.
Even in my sleep I’m a slob.
I%26%238217%3Bm+Good+With+Numbers%2C+Not+Words
I’m Good With Numbers, Not Words
This+year+%28so+far%29+in+science
This year (so far) in science
Sunset+in+Lofoten%2C+Norway.
Sunset in Lofoten, Norway.
I+think+I%26%238217%3Bm+ready+for+a+baby
I think I’m ready for a baby