he must be a dad

when the person in front of you knows they’re a bad driver and have no intention of changing

best i can do is 50 percent of everything

what box?

are you not entertained?

titanic on vhs gave you a built in intermission

emotional life hack

you can apply online while waiting in line!

this is what’s called a pro gamer move

playground built by acme

nothing like a cup of bird in the morning to help wake you up

what an ass

gel shoes are a fashion trend that really doesn’t need to come back

The reaction to cracker barrel adding vegan options to the menu has not gone well…

be free!

let them know how you really feel