Give the chicken a chance, Suzy.

Just got a promotion. I have employees now

Help. The bad man touched me.

Hey mom!

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

I need an adult.

The ocean is inside of this opal.

The difference between creepy and cool.

Thanks Obama

Volkswagen van for scale

Violinist, Roger Frisch, plays during brain surgery to find what’s causing his tremors.

Why don’t they ever get pulled over for this?

Riddle me this, atheists…

Never trust a hedgehog.

Chocolate Roulette.

It’s dangerous to pause a Disney movie.