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3 am every night like clockwork
3 am every night like clockwork
are you going to get your mansplaining in fine arts or business?
are you going to get your mansplaining in fine arts or business?
i hope someone beatboxes at my funeral
i hope someone beatboxes at my funeral
who is the dungeon master in this game?
who is the dungeon master in this game?
not my proudest moment
not my proudest moment
this is accurate – although to be fair, she didn’t want to share the planet either
this is accurate – although to be fair, she didn’t want to share the planet either
self care comes in many shapes and googly sizes
self care comes in many shapes and googly sizes
it’s definitely more than one
it’s definitely more than one
precious pockets
precious pockets
triple threat
triple threat
name this movie
name this movie
reckless slathering
reckless slathering
they just fell into place like this
they just fell into place like this
there’s so much beauty in nature
there’s so much beauty in nature
my mind is blown
my mind is blown
How+much+does+a+hipster+weigh%3F
How much does a hipster weigh?
I+must+go.+My+swing+needs+me.
I must go. My swing needs me.
When+a+cute+person+says+you%26%238217%3Bre+cute.
When a cute person says you’re cute.
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
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Tea-bagging.
Tea-bagging.
You+decide+what+kind+of+world+this+is.
You decide what kind of world this is.
You+keep+using+that+word.
You keep using that word.
Mushroom+rehabilitation+clinic.
Mushroom rehabilitation clinic.
Lalalala.
Lalalala.
You+didn%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+cut+me+off%21
You didn’t have to cut me off!
What+I+expect+to+find+behind+the+shower+curtain.
What I expect to find behind the shower curtain.
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+know+what%26%238217%3Bs+more+awkward%26%238230%3B
I don’t know what’s more awkward…