when the dishes need to get done

how to defeat customer service…

Too soon to judge, IMO.

Well, your father would have had the oil changed by now, but whatever you want to think, kid.

Yoda, whom is a freak…

Raising awareness in France about some of our other impending dooms.

Choose your stage…

Canada’s leader vs America’s leader when they see a disabled person.

The Orient Queen cruise ship gave up the ghost nearby the explosion in Beirut

OK but how many boxes of Samoas do you have?

Well that’s optimistic.

The Warranty of Christ

I traded my best Pogs for this deal…

I do look good in a bandanna, at least.

2020 Ben & Jerry’s has a different vibe to it…

We would have argued with you, but then we smoked too joints in the morning…