if only he would

if only he would

im a total potat-hoe

im a total potat-hoe

how… does this even happen?

how… does this even happen?

incentives don’t pay the bills

incentives don’t pay the bills

is this a salad or not?

is this a salad or not?

is this what upcycling is?

is this what upcycling is?

… and now we know what really happened that fateful night

… and now we know what really happened that fateful night

i’m just gonna stay in bed all day Friday

i’m just gonna stay in bed all day Friday

it’s okay to fail. Sometimes we all need to be reminded of that

it’s okay to fail. Sometimes we all need to be reminded of that

clever kids

i dare your heart not to melt

i dare your heart not to melt

Christopher Meloni Is An Underrated Treasure

Christopher Meloni Is An Underrated Treasure

this sounds amazing

this sounds amazing

I will murder you, sharon

I will murder you, sharon

*adds carrots to grocery list* thanks for the reminder!

*adds carrots to grocery list* thanks for the reminder!

don’t sit on the ducks

don’t sit on the ducks