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recipe impress-a-me

Still a better love story than twilight.
Still a better love story than twilight.
Buckets of sense.
Buckets of sense.
My wallet is like an onion.
My wallet is like an onion.
Geometry.
Geometry.
Every freaking time…
Every freaking time…
My friend thinks he’s smart.
My friend thinks he’s smart.
Heaven forbid I understand you…
Heaven forbid I understand you…
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out.
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out.
I didn’t see anybody important today…
I didn’t see anybody important today…
Still need.
Still need.
Dear NASA,
Dear NASA,
Learning how to ride a bike.
Learning how to ride a bike.
Women…
Women…
1st world snowman.
1st world snowman.
When I die…
When I die…
Bill+would+like+to+kindly+request+that+you+wear+your+got+dam+mask.
Bill would like to kindly request that you wear your got dam mask.
Australian+politics+can+get+a+bit+hairy%26%238230%3B
Australian politics can get a bit hairy…
What%2C+even%26%238230%3B%3F
What, even…?
Forced+meditation%26%238230%3B
Forced meditation…
Join the conversation
Hey+Barb%2C+that+smells+interesting.
Hey Barb, that smells interesting.
%C3%B0%C5%B8%C2%90%C5%B8+%C3%A2%E2%84%A2%C2%BE
🐟 ♾
Do+a+good+turn+daily.
Do a good turn daily.
Louisianas+literacy+test+designed+to+keep+certain+people+from+voting%2C+circa+1870.
Louisianas literacy test designed to keep certain people from voting, circa 1870.
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+see+the+problem%2C+personally.
I don’t see the problem, personally.
Rivers+are+not+toilets%2C+people.
Rivers are not toilets, people.
%2Aboss+music+intensifies%2A
*boss music intensifies*
ADVENTURE+%24DOGE
ADVENTURE $DOGE