reflect on it

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

did he do it?

the math adds up

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

that’s a loaded question

And you give that subtle approving head nod

trojan pigeon

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

ho ho homicide

beyond offensive

it’s a bit extreme