I love you like a buddy, bud.

I love you like a buddy, bud.

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

beerfest 2: beardfest

beerfest 2: beardfest

i appreciate the attention

i appreciate the attention

what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club

what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club

both. bring both inside

both. bring both inside

he refused to quit

he refused to quit

when flirting goes too far

when flirting goes too far

we are not alone in the universe

we are not alone in the universe

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

dads are so embarrassing

dads are so embarrassing

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

and then there’s jeff bezos…

and then there’s jeff bezos…

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

they face the sun for a reason

they face the sun for a reason