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regret is spelled “moisty boi”

candy corn out, candy cane in
candy corn out, candy cane in
he doesn’t stand a chance
he doesn’t stand a chance
your daily reminder to be bad at things
your daily reminder to be bad at things
the real baddies know
the real baddies know
you’re welcome
you’re welcome
what are they trying to tell us here
what are they trying to tell us here
and in a corner so you don’t find it for two days
and in a corner so you don’t find it for two days
what you did is try to spike my blood sugars
what you did is try to spike my blood sugars
rodneys living in 2D
rodneys living in 2D
sorry theres dust in my eye…
sorry theres dust in my eye…
landlord is secretly a troll under a bridge
landlord is secretly a troll under a bridge
not my proudest moments
not my proudest moments
starting to get suspicious…
starting to get suspicious…
or worse, an influencer filming in the aisle
or worse, an influencer filming in the aisle
death by a million cuts
death by a million cuts
Somehow+it+was+always+you.
Somehow it was always you.
Meanwhile+in+Hawaii%26%238230%3B
Meanwhile in Hawaii…
Damn
Damn
Our+great+creator+has+given+us+the+truth%26%238230%3B.
Our great creator has given us the truth….
Join the conversation
Low+key+I+would+watch+this+flick.
Low key I would watch this flick.
Single+dad+with+12+kids.
Single dad with 12 kids.
La+Croix+on+my+mind.
La Croix on my mind.
Nice+guys+being+nice.
Nice guys being nice.
directions%2C+is+all.
directions, is all.
Words.
Words.
Hey+Artie%26%238230%3B+You%26%238217%3Bre+going+to+be+a+big+sister%21
Hey Artie… You’re going to be a big sister!
Spocks.
Spocks.