Mandatory capes for every citizen, please.

Mandatory capes for every citizen, please.

our sincere aology

our sincere aology

did he super size it?

did he super size it?

grandpa throwing shade. lol

grandpa throwing shade. lol

smart and funny. a true legend

smart and funny. a true legend

he knows he’s a legend

he knows he’s a legend

my favorite stormtrooper helmet

my favorite stormtrooper helmet

it’s. for. my. peacocks.

it’s. for. my. peacocks.

deliveries expected monthly

deliveries expected monthly

i’m up, but am i really awake?

i’m up, but am i really awake?

i said that out loud?

i said that out loud?

The moral of this story is not about patience. smh

The moral of this story is not about patience. smh

cha cha cha!

double edged insult

double edged insult

for when your pencil won’t sharpen itself at the beach

for when your pencil won’t sharpen itself at the beach

well played, hooman

well played, hooman