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Oversimplified pizza post..

Oversimplified pizza post..
This isn’t* what we’ve trained for! – Police, probably.
This isn’t* what we’ve trained for! – Police, probably.
Meet Boyan Slat, stable genius.
Meet Boyan Slat, stable genius.
But it’s colddd
But it’s colddd
This is not the arcade you’re looking for…
This is not the arcade you’re looking for…
Jimmy it’s time for a nap, I think…
Jimmy it’s time for a nap, I think…
Stop the madness…
Stop the madness…
Marrow Christmas To One And All
Marrow Christmas To One And All
Try something new this holiday season!
Try something new this holiday season!
A thank you, from Lisa.
A thank you, from Lisa.
Spa day…
Spa day…
You can’t out hustle a hustler.
You can’t out hustle a hustler.
Save us, Squidwart.
Save us, Squidwart.
Can we dial down a bit?
Can we dial down a bit?
Some dads are better than others.
Some dads are better than others.
The feline is not impressed.
The feline is not impressed.
I+already+pre-ordered+my+tickets.
I already pre-ordered my tickets.
PSA+Please+protect+pupper+paws.
PSA Please protect pupper paws.
%26%238216%3BShe%26%238217%3Bs+pissin%2C+be+out+in+a+sec.%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Pupperoni+on+duty
‘She’s pissin, be out in a sec.’ – Pupperoni on duty
Neature%21+Snug+as+a+bug+in+a+rug.
Neature! Snug as a bug in a rug.
Join the conversation
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+still+proud+of+you%2C%26%238217%3B+she+said+somberly%26%238230%3B
‘I’m still proud of you,’ she said somberly…
Happy+Little+Tardigrade%21
Happy Little Tardigrade!
Streaking+is+relative.
Streaking is relative.
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+cereal+entrepreneur%26%238230%3B
I’m a cereal entrepreneur…
He+didn%26%238217%3Bt+even+ask+if+she+wanted+it%2C+probably.
He didn’t even ask if she wanted it, probably.
He%26%238217%3Bs+makin%26%238217%3B+waffles.
He’s makin’ waffles.
%2AUHHM+intensifies%2A
*UHHM intensifies*
Freedom+is+relative.
Freedom is relative.