That old white guy shouldn’t have fallen so hard. Very suspicious if you ask me.

That old white guy shouldn't have fallen so hard. Very suspicious if you ask me.

Yo Tim! Wassup!

Yo Tim! Wassup!

Summer in Colorado.

Summer in Colorado.

I’m sorry.

If you’re afraid of spiders…

If you’re afraid of spiders…

My dog, lately.

My dog, lately.

I don’t always talk to non-tattooed people…

I don’t always talk to non-tattooed people…

So this exists… and it’s delicious.

So this exists… and it’s delicious.

Thanks, Obama.

Coming soon to a theater near you.

Coming soon to a theater near you.

Tipping servers.

Tipping servers.

Suddenly realized…

Suddenly realized…

Girl leaves straightener on, kills hundreds.

Girl leaves straightener on, kills hundreds.

I climbed the corporate ladder…

I climbed the corporate ladder…

I used to be afraid of the dark…

I used to be afraid of the dark…

Conversations with the police.

Conversations with the police.