Get dumped for good reason.

Get dumped for good reason.

popsicles

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

dinner and show

dinner and show

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

you had a good run

you had a good run

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

i can never show my face in public again

i can never show my face in public again

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday