What a prick.

Purely Professional

Before alarm clocks were affordable, ‘knocker-ups’ were used to wake people early in the morning. UK, around 1900

Canadian Snow Syrup

Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend…

I have 3 kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and 3 money

Why would you do that?

A Qa Engineer Walks Into A Bar…

Caviar of a non-smoker salmon vs heavy smoker.

I feel mislead.

Gotta catch ’em all.

My greatest fear

Mash it.

Dead parrot collection at the Smithsonian

Self feeding fire will keep you warm alll night loong.

Dogfighting over the Saint Paul’s cathedral during the London Blitz circa 1940