Goddammit Susan.

Goddammit Susan.

Looks like I have a new book to read.

Looks like I have a new book to read.

Thicc-er than stone, if you wanted my opinion.

Thicc-er than stone, if you wanted my opinion.

Newton would be pleased.

Newton would be pleased.

Postage would be refunded in a thank you note, potentially.

Postage would be refunded in a thank you note, potentially.

Thanks I hate optical illusions, Michael.

Thanks I hate optical illusions, Michael.

Boots with the furrrr

Boots with the furrrr

Don’t worry, it’s for science (also blu-ray and DVD)!

Don’t worry, it’s for science (also blu-ray and DVD)!

I respect your choices… and here we go.

I respect your choices… and here we go.

Still beats catching the bus, I take it.

Still beats catching the bus, I take it.

RIP in STEM, Grant.

RIP in STEM, Grant.

Such is the lifecycle of the candidate…

Such is the lifecycle of the candidate…

Unknowns unknowns are rather ominous.

Unknowns unknowns are rather ominous.

The Lorde approves, obviously.

The Lorde approves, obviously.

Quick maths…

*shakes booty vigorously*

*shakes booty vigorously*