remember to apply your poison properly

The color of pee.

The color of pee.

My holiday mantra.

My holiday mantra.

Multistory waterfall.

Multistory waterfall.

Seasons greetings!

Seasons greetings!

The Interpreter

The Interpreter

There is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.

There is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.

Weight problem.

Weight problem.

So sick of this double standard.

So sick of this double standard.

I can take the ouch away!

I can take the ouch away!

Box of Vodka from Romania

Box of Vodka from Romania

Cat, you had one job.

Cat, you had one job.

Growing up.

Why people are bad at trivial pursuit.

Why people are bad at trivial pursuit.

The Disney afternoon lineup, 1990-1997

The Disney afternoon lineup, 1990-1997

Interesting priorities.

Interesting priorities.