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peekaboo for adults

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

did you know e.t. had a last name?

books are priceless treasures

not a single plant in this photo

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

this man is not okay

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

you might just call it a… murder investigation!

he can’t hear you!

dramatic reading by 5 year old

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

the world is ready to see me at my worst