My heart broke and I don’t know why…

My heart broke and I don't know why...

I don’t believe you.

I don’t believe you.

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Pregnancy tests are hard.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

Cool new profile pic

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

I could read here.

I could read here.

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

A visual guide to the war on terror.

A visual guide to the war on terror.

Married life.

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

Science throw-down

Science throw-down

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

Sorry, bro…

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07