Net positive.

political pokemon

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

when a problem comes around, you must —

do you even lift, nerd girl?

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

the gym can’t fix ugly

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

baby faced swamp witch

the first day of school every year

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

all of this is factual

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home