Based on true events

The golf balls at the mini golf on this pier are biodegradable and fall into the sea at the 18th hole

Snail teeth

Can’t disrupt his vital work schedule

I think she knows… but she plays along.

Powdered garbage

Please do not actually kill people.

Test your kids quarterly.

logitech hax

He’s not wrong

When your mom calls you pretty.

Unmanned flight on Republic Airline

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Dog Man Comix

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

What year is it?!