Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend…

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The Sumatran Rhinoceros, the only surviving member of Dicerorhinus and the only rhino species still covered in long hair.

What do men do that they don’t know is sexy?’

life in a nutshell

My favorite new Disney Princess…

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57 people don’t have eggs in their fridge.

How well do you understand theoretical physics?

Sorry I’m late, fellas

Milk(milk)

Leave Lettuce alone

Never know who needs it

The reality of healthcare in the USA

…and a big gulp diet coke.

How mollusks walk