Hark! Fair puppers! Let down thine tails.

Hark! Fair puppers! Let down thine tails.

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

i can never show my face in public again

i can never show my face in public again

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

so warm and cozy

so warm and cozy

popsicles

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

dinner and show

dinner and show

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me