rest to impress

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

baby faced swamp witch

so warm and cozy

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

do you even lift, nerd girl?

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

political pokemon

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates